I'm sure you've heard and at some point in time read the Sunday Funnies. Well, I decided to start a Monday Funny because it's like Monday and we all really, really need a laugh.
I'll share a joke that either I heard, someone e-mailed to me, or that I pulled off a joke internet sites. This one came from an internet site after looking up jokes about writers....
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes."Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."