Tuesday, February 15, 2011
No post yesterday - I know bad romance writer-bad - but I was busy with real life romance :) - anyway -
My friend Colleen knowing my love all of things Zombie had given me a belated Christmas (because I hadn't seen her) present - one was The Zombie Night Before Christmas - so next Christmastime.... but the other one was Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime which is a book of zombie love songs! Each is sung to the melody of a real song. It is hilarious! Here are two samples:
sung to Endless Love by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross:
You're the food in my life,
In this damn zombie blight.
My first turn,
You're every bite that I take,
Each shuffling step I make.
I want to chew
All brains with you,
No other dead will do....
okay sung to the tune of "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton
It's late in the evening; she's wondering what's out there.
She loads up her shotgun and brushes her long blond hair.
And then she tells me, "You don't look quite right."
And I say, "Yes, you'll taste wonderful tonight."